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November 3, 1993
Top Ten Good Things About Being Mayor of New York City
10. Get pot hole named after you
9. Mayor's table at Blimpie's
8. Every single day: Your weight in quarters from the Lincoln toll
booth
7. The city is sparkling clean and free of crime, so it's not a very
hard job
6. Any trouble, you just call Batman
5. It's the second most powerful position in N.Y., right behind the
head of the Gambino family
4. Only one allowed to spit off top of Empire State Building
3. Full control of secret nuclear arsenal aimed at New Jersey
2. Every Tuesday: Hoagies with Sharpton
1. Chicks dig mayors